Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Who asked for this movie??? Mads Mikkelsen I’m so sorry you deserve so much better than what is possibly the worst disney villain song ever

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I literally forgot what happened in the movie almost immediately after it ended. Never thought I would say this but man bring back LMM 💀💀💀

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 11 Oct 2024 1

  Confusing and not in the good Lynch-ian way. Took itself entirely too seriously and the movie forgot half-way through what grand point it was trying to make. Slept twice through this and every time Adam driver came on screen it was with some ridiculous monologue that made no sense at all and was entirely too pretentious.

  Can’t believe Sofia Coppola’s dad made this film, but hey, at least we had AD telling us to go back to the clurrrrrb.