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  Enter the Ninja 1981

  ★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2023

  Came across this tonight and couldn’t resist … the last time I saw it I was around 12 years old, and I remember thinking it was the coolest fucking thing ever … until I saw the sequel, Revenge Of The Ninja, and realized that it was the coolest fucking thing ever. Gotta watch that one again soon. Anyway, I have a nostalgic soft spot for all these 80’s ninja movies. Love them all. I traded my Hosoi skateboard with a…

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  Bad Actor: A Hollywood Ponzi Scheme 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  You see, we’re clever.  And I’ll tell you why.
  Did you see that ending?
  Okay, you saw it. But let me ask you this. Did you get it?

  So here’s what it is, and I understand if it takes you a couple more viewings. We’ve proven that you’re not different from those people that he conned … you certainly shouldn’t judge them or distance yourself from something like this because you can be tricked just like them and we’ve proven…

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  Make Up 2019

  ★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Stop with the fucking spaghetti sandwich.
  And the loud mouth sounds, the eating sounds. Fucking stop with that shit

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  Monster Dog 1984

  ★½ Watched 08 Oct 2023

  I remember this horror review book I had years ago called The Gore Score by Chas Balun. One of the reviews that always stuck in my head was for this movie. This was the review, in it’s entirety: 

  “Title tells all. With Alice Cooper. Fuck it.”

  Seems worth sharing. Anyway, I kind of feel bad giving this one and a half stars because it’s definitely an example of one of those films that exist in a world far beyond star…

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