A film student walks out of the theater. A light sprinkle of rain is falling. He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. They’re American Spirits. He puts the cigarette between his lips, lights it, and takes a drag. He takes the cigarette from his mouth and says aloud to absolutely no one listening “now that ..... was cinema.”
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The Balloonatic 1923
Paired with the shittiest most generic dubstep I’ve ever heard.
Can’t even give a fair rating the music selection was so bad and distracting.
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Sherlock Jr. 1924
At the Walker Theater - set to the music of R.E.M.
I was not a fan of the editing done for this screening. I found the lighting and effects they for some reason decided to add to be very distracting.
The music was fine. Felt like I was just listening to a playlist.
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Making Fun: The Story of Funko 2018
An hour of people saying “I collected all this other shit, so I figured I might as well collect Funko shit too” mixed in with thirty odd minutes of the actual history of the company. Also like 10 minutes worth of mostly C list celebrities or a "has been" saying “oh it’s crazy people still care about me.”
The editing is bad and choppy. There are some really cringe cuts and transitions. They build an atmosphere like these people are…
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Eighth Grade 2018
I just cringed for 94 minutes.
Also this was the most horrifying game of truth or dare to ever grace the big screen....and a HORROR MOVIE called *Truth or Dare* was released this year.Translated from by
