Somebody Once Told Me

Somebody Once Told Me

I usually make shitpost reviews but sometimes I'm actually serious

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Back to the Future
  • The Incredibles
  • Aladdin

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  • Tropic Thunder

  • Onward

    ★★★★★

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★★★

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  • Tropic Thunder

    Tropic Thunder

    They use evil slurs in this film it’s ableist because I said so

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★★★

    Pixar does it again 10/10 dazzling animation and gay cops

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★★★

    THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD CGI CHARACTERS ACTION ACTING CINEMATOGRAPHY ALL OF THOSE ELEMENTS COMBINED TO MAKE A MASTERPIECE FUCK SEGA THEY RUINED SONIC IN GAMES FUCK UNLEASHED FUCK COLORS FUCK FUCK FUCK MAKE PARAMOUNT THE DEVELOPERS OF THE SONIC FRANCHISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SONIC WAS ONLY GOOD IN THE CLASSIC GAMES FUCK SONIC BOOM AND THEY MADE HIM TOM AND JERRY IN THE MANIA ADVENTURES FUCKSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHDJDJSOZNJXNX

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the god of cinema. It is better than Citizen Kane and it is the best film of all time. The acting is better than every other film in existence, and the visuals are better than in every other film. Only one film has come close to the quality of this one and it's called Batman v Superman. Todd Phillips is god and he is a wizard at film. Way better than the shitty MCU garbage that keeps…

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