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Mickey 17 2025
Rpattz is the Weird Little Guy of our generation. we gotta keep putting him in situations. more importantly this movie was made in a lab for me specifically, I saw this four days after opening night and there are already 50 fanfictions of it, most tagged with self-cest. fujo nation unite
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The Brutalist 2024
Really gorgeous. "your face is ugly," that lady at the beginning says to adrien brody, as if the only constant in my life over the past 20 years hasn't been that I'd walk a mile over hot coals just for a whiff of that man's unwashed nutsack. get real.
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
This made Fast X read like a Cronenberg movie. I felt the emotional range I feel watching GPU benchmark software.
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Queer 2024
I went into this expecting to hate it because I hated Call Me By Your Name (trite, empty) and I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it. it had me in the first third. it became a different, worse movie halfway through. tried to be surreal without any genuine-feeling effort, and without anything visually or intellectually earned that made it feel like an appropriate shift into artsy surrealism. maybe I'm a philistine. who cares. it felt like bad, aimless…
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