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Recent reviews

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  What if you got exactly what you wanted? Would that mend the hole in your heart?

  Sounds serious, and it is, but it’s very funny! 

  Side note: I need help understanding why there’s  randomly so much imagery of Abraham Lincoln in this movie.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Republicans: If Lincoln was alive today he’d be a republican!!

  Democrats: No!! He would be a democrat!!

  Lincoln if he were alive today: I’m quite fond of Robert Pattinson’s whimsical characters

  Thanks for reading my joke. Now for something serious. I want Mickey 17 in Fortnite. The little alien guys would be a cute backpack. Let’s make it happen. Warner Bros, Epic Games, hit my line let’s link and build fr

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I try to enjoy these by holding them to junk food standards, but even by that measure this was just awful. DoorDashed McDonald’s ass movie. Costs far too much, takes too long, and when it finally arrives: it’s cold and your sandwich looks like somebody threw it. 

  Hugh Jackman is sabotaged by poorly choreographed action and choppy dubbed over dialogue, and Ryan Reynolds is at the apex of insufferable. Nonstop snark, relentless product placement, pop culture references that are tired…

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jul 2023

  Hypothetical scenario: Aliens come down to Earth. They want to play a seven game basketball series to decide the fate of mankind. Fast forward a bit, now it’s game 7. Late. One possession game. No time outs left. Clock winding down. You’ve got one shot to save humanity. Who do you want taking the shot? Lebron James? Michael Jordan? Steph Curry? Nope! I want Ethan Hunt taking the shot!

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