Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Heath ledger was almost cast in this……… what could’ve been

• 

  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  I wish she came out as a 5’3” Latina who can fight 

  ^ was just trying to see what I thought about this movie and found this in my drafts

Popular reviews

• 

  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  I always thought I had already seen this because I thought this was the same movie as Troy. 

  Everyone loves this so I was like ok Maximus please make me care! 
  U know what made me care?? 
  That little incestual cockroach commodus. Joaquin phoenix played such a bitchassmotherfucker I wanted him DEAD

• 

  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct 2024

  Can’t believe it took me so long to watch this one. Love <3 will show my baby niece one day

Following