Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  In the Mouth of Madness 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Yup!!

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  What if you got exactly what you wanted? Would that mend the hole in your heart?

  Sounds serious, and it is, but it’s very funny! 

  Side note: I need help understanding why there’s  randomly so much imagery of Abraham Lincoln in this movie.

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I try to enjoy these by holding them to junk food standards, but even by that measure this was just awful. DoorDashed McDonald’s ass movie. Costs far too much, takes too long, and when it finally arrives: it’s cold and your sandwich looks like somebody threw it. 

  Hugh Jackman is sabotaged by poorly choreographed action and choppy dubbed over dialogue, and Ryan Reynolds is at the apex of insufferable. Nonstop snark, relentless product placement, pop culture references that are tired…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Republicans: If Lincoln was alive today he’d be a republican!!

  Democrats: No!! He would be a democrat!!

  Lincoln if he were alive today: I’m quite fond of Robert Pattinson’s whimsical characters

  Thanks for reading my joke. Now for something serious. I want Mickey 17 in Fortnite. The little alien guys would be a cute backpack. Let’s make it happen. Warner Bros, Epic Games, hit my line let’s link and build fr

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