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The Monkey 2025
This was great. A very easy and fun watch. It’s a horror-comedy but it definitely leans more toward the comedy side and it executes that very well. Still, it has its fair share of jumpscares, gore, and inventive kills. Theo James is outstanding and that monkey is creepy as fuck. Highly recommend this!
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
The reviews are mixed and I get why but ultimately I had a blast. It is at its core a sequel to The Incredible Hulk (2008). Sam Wilson is the leading man but most of the plot revolves around the ramifications of that film and while it is great to have those characters and plot lines brought back and completed, it feels like a slight disservice to Sam. I also have to admit that the green screen is GLARINGLY obvious at…
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Scream VI 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
My GOD how does this franchise just continue to deliver the goods over 25 years later?! This was spectacular in so many ways and I definitely will need a couple of rewatches to fully consume and appreciate the intricacies but this initial viewing blew my mind. First things first, this entry is BRUTAL. I mean, the kills hold nothing back. The tension is unrelenting and this particular Ghostface is incredibly memorable. There were so many scenes that stuck with me…
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Evil Dead Rise 2023
Outstanding. Just completely outstanding. Everything you could want in an Evil Dead film. Gore. Gratuitous violence. Absurd moments that make you laugh and wince at the same time. A witty demon entity. This was just fun and I hope we get more from this franchise.
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