Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Presence 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  "Old mirrors are so much better than new ones. They're like old people, they've seen more."

  Who tf wrote this???

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  Rye Lane 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  I once saw a man in Peckham barefoot squatting with his toes hanging over the edge of the payment, clipping his toenails in to the road.

Popular reviews

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  Twisted Pair 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2020

  Fell asleep while watching this and dreamt all my teeth had been replaced with jagged bits of metal.

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★ Added 1

  Reasons This Film is Great:

  1. Jeff Goldblum, fully nude, cradling a baboon.

  2. Jeff Goldblum spinning around on a pole for 5 minutes in complete silence.

  3. Jeff Goldblum shooting puss out of his fingers.

  4. Jeff Goldblum throwing up on to a donut and eating it.

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