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  • Eephus

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Snack Shack

    ★★★★

  • House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★★

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  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★★

    Baseball is combat, life is combat, and strikeouts ARE fascist.

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    I say this with total sincerity - they managed to create the most annoying atheist of all time

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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★★

    YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, KARRAS!

    yes, of course… The Exorcist is one of the best movies of all time. But I think it’s time we talk about how this film perpetuates the harmful belief that no matter how hard a Catholic son tries to do right by his mother the end result is always the same - she will be cursed to spend eternity in hell and it will be all his fault. 

    William Friedkin may have been…

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