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Black Bag 2025
Ugh yes Steven inject a tight 90 minute spy procedural directly into my veins. I’m not really sure how that high orbit satellite got such a low angle on the bench but I don’t even care.
What exactly was going on with lighting though? How many people did that choice have to get past before casually burning my retinas in the theater?
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Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
The goofy escaping always gets me. Back in the day when everything wasn’t so serious the Nazis were just like “oh those darn children are protecting him! We’ll get him next time.” And then they actually did!
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Fool's Gold 2008
This is the greatest Movie of all time. I wish I had thought of “National Treasure but in the Caribbean” Matthew is 100% height of his powers and Kevin Hart before he’s Kevin Hart. All Star cast? CHECK. Beautiful setting? CHECK. Wealth Porn AND a treasure hunt? CHECK. what more could you want in a movie. 0/10 usage of Movie Title in dialogue.
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