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  Abigail 2024

  Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Prettyyyy bad, lots of lazy character writing to no real end.

  Setup was fun, just mostly got stupid which is to be expected but I think it just felt pretty bland.

  I didn’t realize angus cloud was dead until I was told when the movie started. RIP

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  Smile 2 2024

  Watched 29 Oct 2024

  This ripped wayyyy harder than I expected. You can almost disregard the original, this covers all the same ground in a way more compelling way.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 01 Oct 2024

  As I left the theater I heard someone say “There should’ve been way more hot girls in this”.

  I was very on board for a lot of this, there was a lot to like. I think I was just disappointed that it wrapped itself up with one big joke, I feel like that’s becoming a horror trend right now and it really sucks the air out of a good idea.

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  That's My Boy 2012

  Watched 21 Jul 2024

  This was thrown on late, I had no idea what this was actually about. Was kind of stunned at the opening, had to watch it to the end to fully digest it.

  I don’t think I buy the hot takes in here that this is a pointed critique at the hypocrisy of rape culture in the US. It is certainly poking fun at it, and i definitely laughed, especially early on. I feel like the humor relies on the shock…