Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Jun 2020 1

  noooooooo padme dont lose the will to live youre so sexy aha

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  Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 28 May 2020 2

  Better crossover than Endgame.

  There’s an entire sequence in which a giant caterpillar tries to convince a giant lizard and a giant pterodactyl that they should all team up to fight a giant three headed space dragon, whilst some tiny fairies translate their conversation for the humans. I am convinced that this is why cinema was invented.

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Where Parasite can convey feelings and themes through simple gestures or looks, Mickey 17 decides to have its characters explicitly state these things and then have every other character around them reinforce it 10 times. It is as if Bong Jong-Ho feels the need with his English language films to dumb things down for a Western audience to such an extent that any subtlety is removed entirely. A fun watch, with some great Pattinson, great Ruffalo, and great physical comedy,…

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  Elevation 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 3

  Quite shit, but as a guy who loves big monsters and big mountains… it was quite shit.

  One of the more insane non-comicbook sequel-baits I’ve seen in recent memory. If a sequel to this gets made I will eat my hat.

Popular reviews

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  Blackfish 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2020 2

  AYO FUCK HUMANS.

  ALL MY HOMIES HATE HUMANS.

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  The Stanford Prison Experiment 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2020

  if i was a prisoner in this experiment i’d simply do a backflip, snap the guard’s neck and save the day