Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Help 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  They helped!

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Best part of the movie was when the credits started and a Radiohead song played

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  This isn’t just a period piece, this is the period piece. Don’t let Count Orlok hear me say that tho cause he might get the wrong idea 👀

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  Body horror has unlocked every new feature imaginable. I will never be the same man as I was before this. This was the most insane theater experience of my life. My jaw was on the floor for about the last 30 minutes. I’ve gotta go eat some shrimp now