Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Murder: Gabby Petito 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  You’re telling me literally nothing has happened to his parents at all?? They never got any information out of them at all??? Like what???

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  The Help 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  They helped!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  This isn’t just a period piece, this is the period piece. Don’t let Count Orlok hear me say that tho cause he might get the wrong idea 👀

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  Body horror has unlocked every new feature imaginable. I will never be the same man as I was before this. This was the most insane theater experience of my life. My jaw was on the floor for about the last 30 minutes. I’ve gotta go eat some shrimp now