ryswan

ryswan

Favorite films

  • The Iron Claw
  • Inception
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • Murder Mystery 2

    ★★½

  • Murder Mystery

    ★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Anyone But You

    ★★★

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  • Murder Mystery 2

    Murder Mystery 2

    ★★½

    2 little Dave Matthews but ok

  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery

    ★★★

    Less Dave Matthews than ideal, otherwise ok

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    “This movie was kinda awesome though” — Naomi

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★½

    If the ghost of Samuel Beckett visited 14-year-old Tim Robinson. 

    Just because it’s absurdist doesn’t mean it’s automatically good. Waiting For Godot rejects cause and effect while staying funny, but it relies substantially less on Poopy Buttholes for laughs. Still, poopy butthole jokes work best here when they’re used to critique what it takes to be successful. 

    I will never watch this movie again.