Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Acapella group deliberations at a liberal arts college

• 

  Murder Mystery 2 2023

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  2 little Dave Matthews but ok

Popular reviews

• 

  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2024 1

  “This movie was kinda awesome though” — Naomi

• 

  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  If the ghost of Samuel Beckett visited 14-year-old Tim Robinson. 

  Just because it’s absurdist doesn’t mean it’s automatically good. Waiting For Godot rejects cause and effect while staying funny, but it relies substantially less on Poopy Buttholes for laughs. Still, poopy butthole jokes work best here when they’re used to critique what it takes to be successful. 

  I will never watch this movie again.