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Vice 2018
Adam McKay makes movies for when you’re hungover.
I wasn’t hungover when I watched this but I had just had a nap and it occupied the frontal lobe the correct amount for the circumstances.
I enjoyed, I think that the point of it was to make the heinous reality of the American government digestible for Americans. Another marker on the many films that do so. However points as always as it means it gets more people to listen. But in…Translated from by -
Eat Pray Love 2010
I’m starting to realise I only review movies when I don’t like them. But the stars are for Javier. What a guy. This is also the first time my love for Julia Robert’s has been put into question and for that I blame Ryan Murphy. Just a movie for white women in unhappy marriages to prompt them to leave their husbands.
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The Empire Strikes Back 1980
An overarching review of all three post Denim’s Star Wars phase. Here’s actually the thing about Star Wars though; super aesthetically pleasing. So satisfying. The colours and weird old space ships, an old spin on the future - slay as hell. Has the same vibe as an apricot coloured basin. Which I’m pro - unsure if that’s controversial.
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Saltburn 2023
Emerald fennel absolutely bombed. I feel like all she actually managed to achieve in this movie is to make it look nice. It was good to look at, the people, the place, the frame; with absolutely no likeable characters, a completely underdeveloped storyline and no chemistry whatsoever. The actors were all good, although Jacob Elordi remains just a hot person who plays a hot person in everything he does and fully lacked the charm his character needed. I found Ollie…
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