Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  I was never a big pirate guy growing up so I missed out on some of the big stuff, mainly Assassin’s Creed 4 and Pirates of the Caribbean. But now some friends have been hounding for me to check them all out, among other films. 

  I actually had a really good time watching this, even though I didn’t think I would, honestly. Johnny Depp was absolutely charming and now I know the craze behind Jack Sparrow and I completely understand…

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  Fast Times at Ridgemont High 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Probably now in my top 5 teen comedies, I had such a fun time with this one. The entire cast feels so real and each character felt like they had the ability to allow someone watching this film to relate to one of them and see themselves in them. Not only that but everyone actually felt like they had chemistry with each other, regardless of whatever relationship they had to each other. 

  Definitely feel like making a list ranking all the teen comedies that I’ve seen in my life bc this one has gotta be at least in the top row.

  Also, fucking hell, Phoebe Cates.

Popular reviews

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Jul 2022 3

  [in fancy NakeyJakey voice]

  this film is a profound 10/10 masterpiece work of art that belongs in the goddamn Smithsonian

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2024

  I came out of the theater initially wanting to give this film a higher score but as it sat with me for a little while longer, I found the film to be underwhelming which is ironic to say considering how overwhelmingly loud the theater was. Cinematography and performances were fantastic, no question about it. But I think what hurts the film is apolitical standing.

  From the opening scene, I assumed the film would hold up a mirror to our real…

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