Favorite films

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  First my man Luca G. imitates 70s editing with Suspiria, now he's moved to imitating the 80s. I could never be more happy.
  Guadagnino is seriously one of my favorite directors working today, and this movie solidifies him as one of the most diverse as well.
  Road Trip movies have been dead since the mid 2010s, and it's pretty easy to see why. They mostly feature inexperienced (or negligent) directors who don't have enough creativity to keep the shot composition…

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 05 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  The Straight Story 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  My last first time watching a David Lynch movie 😞
  What a beautiful one to end on.

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  Darby O'Gill and the Little People 1959

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  First off, this movie is absolute GAS.
  It's got everything you'd want from a live action Disney movie from this time period. It's got random musical numbers, romance, charming practical effects, horny Sean Connery, existential nightmare fuel that ruined a generation of impressionable children, and about 32oz of grated Irish cheese.
  It's funny, dark, romantic, and full of heart. My family has quoted and referenced this movie my entire existence.

  But this is a Disney movie, so OF COURSE

  THE…

Popular reviews

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  Watched 11 Aug 2020 17

  20 bucks says that some obscure journalist is gonna interpret the film as being "misogynistic" while completely missing the point. I guarantee it.

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  Watched 15 Apr 2019 16

  Director: made the Death Note movie, and the Blair Witch remakequel.
  Writer: wrote Shrek, The Lone Ranger, and the 90's Godzilla movie...

  Please be gentle