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  • Hot Rod
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Broadcast News
  • Our Little Sister

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  • A Haunting in Venice

    ★★★

  • The Yellow Rolls-Royce

    ★★★½

  • The People vs. Larry Flynt

    ★★★½

  • From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

    ★★★½

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  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice

    ★★★

    I watched this more than two months ago, and I still think about it every day. Not because it's good or bad (it's fine! it's fun!), but because of one sentence Hercule Poirot says: "I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS"

    Listen....I read my first Agatha Christie book 14 months ago, and now I'm on book 38. Of those, 36 have been Hercule Poirot mysteries. They're so addicting, I listen to them as audiobooks while doing yardwork mostly. To say Hercule…

  • The Yellow Rolls-Royce

    The Yellow Rolls-Royce

    ★★★½

    Three unrelated stories, each about a different owner of the same car. Which is a fun idea, but becomes genuinely funny when the angle they choose is that EVERYONE is having sex in this damn car lol.

    Story 1: Two hotties have an affair in the back seat.
    Story 2: Two hotties have an affair in the back seat.
    Story 3: Ingrid Bergman and Omar Sharif are trapped in Yugoslavia in the earliest days of Nazi occupation. They covertly evacuate citizens by driving them into the forests, beginning the resistance movement against Hitler. Then, these two hotties have sex in the back seat.

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians

    ★★★★

    Praying to the Asian Methodist God from the movie that this makes crazy money and we get more stories with pleasant, successful people living cinderella-esque lives. Ideally featuring supporting characters from Silicon Valley & Community.

  • Runaway Bride

    Runaway Bride

    ★★★

    This takes place in Stars Hollow, which I guess means Julia Roberts is playing Gypsy?

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