Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Big Short 2015

  ★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  This is a better YouTube video series than movie. The anger is in the right place but the execution sucks ass and thinks its audience is inept.

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

  First time seeing the subtitled version, and I got to see it in IMAX. Majestic as hell. 

  
  I do miss Gillian Anderson 🥺

Popular reviews

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  Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 2020

  ★ Watched 06 May 2020 1

  Justice League Dark Apokolips War is just a thin, edgy, contextless bore.

  A story so painfully obvious in how it will resolve that most viewers should have it pegged by minute ten. And from then on the movie is just indulgent on childish imaginings of violence that have a garish bloody follow-through.

  More to that point, all these gruesome murders. Bodies littering the frame. It’s all deaths of barely established characters in this animated interpretation. For what? Mindless number counting.…

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  Night Is Short, Walk On Girl 2017

  ★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  This movie gave me the ick. It drastically misunderstands women, making them single dimensional objects of pure vice and trophies to be won, and adulthood as some game of purely accepting the zany assaults that happen in your life or the stalkers you love along the way. The fuck is this? The movie posits love is the way to conquer that black pill garbage, but TO GET THAT IS TO LIVE A LIE FULLY AND NEVER TELL YOUR PARTNER YOU…