Garrett

Garrett

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Oppenheimer
  • Toy Story
  • Casino

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  • Woke

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Parthenope

  • The Monkey

    ★★

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  • Woke

    Woke

    Starts with a promising scene in which Eric Roberts does a hate crime, but then you’re stuck watching a student film for an hour

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Giving this a GENEROUS 3-stars because on the whole it doesn’t really work. There’s a lot of good stuff here: Pattinson’s voice, Mickey and Nasha’s relationship, Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette hamming it up (until that got tiring), Steven Yeun whenever they let him have screentime, hell even the hot cop lady although the movie doesn’t know what to do with her outside of 1 or 2 scenes. I was moderately amused for the first hour and a half, but…

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  • The Elevator

    The Elevator

    ★★

    There’s a character named James Guy played by a guy billed only as Elliot (no last name). In no less than three different scenes, he walks up to the yellow tape at the same crime scene and asks “What’s going on”

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★

    Where the hell did this come from? One of those movies I’m just glad exists and want everyone to go see. Probably will go down as the best romance of the year (those Drive-Away Dolls a close second). Most nauseated I’ll be in a theater all year I bet, although that was certainly due in part to the Costco dog and pizza I had before. Ed Harris you sir are a freak!

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