he read half these lines off of cue cards but its okay because I was rocking back and forth the whole time like oh my god hes the best hockey player in the world 😭😭
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Longlegs 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
infuriatingly incomprehensible…
none of these characters act like real human beings. they all act like parodies of stoic indie horror characters. the fact that lee is psychic is never really touched on, and could have just been left out entirely.
longlegs as a character is horribly underdeveloped. he has no motivation to kill whatsoever, no backstory, no explanation, and his appearances are generally only there to scare the audience with spooky interactions. the fact that he names himself after a…
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Better Man 2024
okay here:
1. excellent choice to make him a monkey. made him so much more sympathetic and made me happier that I didn’t have to stare at some random dude for two hours.
2. the surrealist sequences were amazing. this was the only time I have ever cared about a celebrity having a drug/mental health crashout in a biopic.
3. somehow wrote women much better than a complete unknown, and actually gave the love interest character a personality, independence, and…Translated from by
