Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  All timer r pats accent. Also way better than the book.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  You’ve seen this movie before but this time it has Ayo and John Malkovich

Popular reviews

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  My Summer as a Goth 2019

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2021 1

  Terrible. Cringeworthy. Every single person in this sucks. The soundtrack earns it half a star. Jk I’d give it 0 stars if that were an option.

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  Vampires 1998

  ★ Watched 05 Oct 2020 5

  James Woods and a budget Baldwin kidnap Laura Palmer and travel across New Mexico to kill a vampire for... reasons?

  It's interesting this movie is titled Vampires, as we're given very little mythology or background regarding them or their motives (Is there a vampire problem in New Mexico? Why are the vampires in New Mexico in the first place? Furthermore, do these guys have any credentials at all to hunt them, or is this a militia situation?). The little background…