Gary Busey passes you the boof, do you accept?
No! Don’t.
There’s meth in there.
Somehow Bank of Dave has become a franchise and now I'm rooting for it to get as many increasingly implausible sequels.
Bank of Dave 5: Luigi Number One - in this heartwarming sequel definitely based on a true story. Our hero Dave, his network of fictional friends and Def Leppard extradite Luigi Mangione over to Burnley to shelter him from the council of fatcat billionaires all played by Andrew Scott from the hit BBC series Sherlock.
The film climaxes with…
Why did you have to do blackface, Jerry? This short was so perfect, Jerry, with you all wide-eyed and exploring the city, Jerry. All those beautiful vistas! And the peril, Jerry, the peril! That moment when you hung from the candle at the top of the skyscraper, Jerry - and the army of alley cats! What a spectacle!
Oh why, oh why did you have to do blackface, Jerry?
Matt Reeves comes from the Bad Robot school of filmmakers, in the sense that he is an entirely collative creator. Much like JJ Abrams he comes onto an established property to mimic and allude to previously adored works. Reeves' gimmick is that he's serious, as his dour Planet of the Apes movies have previously shown; nobody smiles in his movies.
I know a lot of people like this movie, or at least they think they do, and this is going…
Every now and then a Native American will be brutalised so the famous white men have something to scowl, squint, pout, mumble, and whisper about in closeup.
A prolonged, pompous pantomime of profundity. The audience left nodding their heads, but I heard them yawning throughout.