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  River Patrol 1967

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I was talking to my 96 year old grandfather today about how wretched it was to be sent to the river boats during the last year of his navy career. He has some harrowing and disturbing stories of course. I found and watched this short propaganda doc to see some of the river patrol footage. ://

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  The Lair of the White Worm 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  bb hugh grant in an hermes scarf as the heir to a white wyrm slaying knight legacy, casually digging through old records in his ancestral pile for some snake charming music to blast from the rooftops!!! so much exposition! even more tea!! when peter capaldi splits off for the afternoon to “do some research” and returns with a live mongoose, a hand grenade, special anti-venom, and a set of bag pipes!!! that’s cinema, baby. all time film about how spooky…

Popular reviews

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  Fantasy A Gets a Mattress 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  god I am so jealous of everyone here who got to watch the movie in a crowd laughing through every joke. my screening was so quiet and I was trying not to lose it & yearning to be in company. (fantasy a himself was there tho!) anyway, what a great film. I’m always looking for contemporary stuff that hits like mid 90s gregg araki did for me as a teen, and fantasy a gets a mattress comes pretty close. sweaty, stylized,…

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  Night of the Comet 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.