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Slaughterhouse Rock 1988
About as fun as you’d expect an Alcatraz based ‘80s horror with a Devo soundtrack and Toni Basil as the dead singer of a spectral rock band to be.
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Baby Driver 2017
(a.k.a. Car Car Land)
A lot was said a few years ago when Edgar Wright left/was dropped from performing his duties as director for Marvel's Ant-Man. 'Artistic differences' were the cause it seems with perhaps the yoke of Feige stifling his vision by demanding a more conventional superhero flick rather than an Edgar Wright superhero flick. The result was fine, Ant-Man was what it was and Wright was free to make something more to his liking. And thank god, because…
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Why is this movie so bad? How about the charisma vacuum that is Shia Leboeuf. How about indistiguishable robots. How about unwatchable fight scenes featuring indistinguishable robots. How about Sams "Hilarious parents". How about racist Autobots. How about Megan Fox being treated like a sex doll, bent over a bike with a shot so invasive you can see what she had for breakfast that morning. How about an old age robot who - for some unknown reason - suffers from…
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Kamikaze Girls 2004
"Humans are cowards in the face of happiness. It takes courage to hold on to happiness." - Momoko Ryugasaki
To be blunt, it's like 'Amelie'. Only it's good.
Actually that's not fair as I did like that film and its not deserving of such a snarky comment.
This is certainly born of the same genus as Jeunet's 2001 movie, but replace its quirk and kook with a gleeful lunacy only the Japanese can muster, and you get 'Kamikaze Girls'.
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