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Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • In Bruges
  • Sicario

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  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ★½

  • BLAME!

    ★★★

  • Skiptrace

    ★½

  • Rumble in the Bronx

    ★★★★½

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  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ★½

    Ironically, I think ol’ Jake is trying his damnedest to play this kind of part again, and it’s causing him to make worse and worse decisions.

  • BLAME!

    BLAME!

    ★★★

    FINE!

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★★

    "Someday, you're gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."

    Best adaptation of a Shakespeare (followed NARROWLY by The Lion King), this movie is too good to be true, and is also the reason I was so bitter after I moved from Los Angeles to Seattle in the early oughts - it's not sunny like that at all (at least not during the school year)!

    Joey "Eat Me" Donner formed a real-life cult around himself…

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★

    My Southern Baptist, conservative grandparents had this movie basically playing on an infinite loop on TNT in 2001, and even with all the censors' work, I simply cannot fucking believe how much they liked this film.

    Also, *I* quite like this film. I think it's a great example of how we need to get back to taking big, weird, insane, sexual swings at scripts and just put incredible actors, action stars, and starlets in shit and just add rocket fuel, a rad soundtrack, and Isabella Rossellini to everything.

    ...Do you think Lynch had mixed feelings about this movie?