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Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • In Bruges
  • Sicario

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  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ★½

  • BLAME!

    ★★★

  • Skiptrace

    ★½

  • Rumble in the Bronx

    ★★★★½

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  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ★½

    Ironically, I think ol’ Jake is trying his damnedest to play this kind of part again, and it’s causing him to make worse and worse decisions.

  • BLAME!

    BLAME!

    ★★★

    FINE!

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  • Avengement

    Avengement

    ★★★½

    A better Shot Caller with cockney-as-fuck, brutal fights from the master Adkins himself.

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★★

    "Someday, you're gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."

    Best adaptation of a Shakespeare (followed NARROWLY by The Lion King), this movie is too good to be true, and is also the reason I was so bitter after I moved from Los Angeles to Seattle in the early oughts - it's not sunny like that at all (at least not during the school year)!

    Joey "Eat Me" Donner formed a real-life cult around himself…