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Eephus 2024
Wanna watch a handful of average dumbasses play baseball? They’re not good at it.
This feels like the emptiest movie I’ve ever seen. It’s just people watching. I don’t have to go to a theater for that. There’s some funny moments, but they’re no funnier than average daily situations. The movie doesn’t explore any of its very obvious subtext. I could read dozens of potential messages into this movie, and I was so bored by the end I had. Then…Translated from by
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
Soft core porn for fans of the Halo soundtrack.
Next time I want to sit through a pretentious and bloated piece of media where a single piano note gets repeated way too many times in a row, I’ll listen to Runaway and save 2 and a half hours.
With those quips out of the way, I’m genuinely curious what people like so much about this movie. How did it gain this reputation that it’s deeply shocking/scandalous? The 5 star reviews…
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Well That was epic. This movie perfectly hit all of major moments from the source material, and it looked great doing it. On top of that, it added so much character and life to the story wasn’t there in the book. I say this as a big fan of the books, Denis Villeneuve did Dune better than Frank Herbert did
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