Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Why are they so mean to him

Popular reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  I couldn’t pick one review so you get all of them:

  Finally a perfect adaptation of Santa Clause
  Black Panther for Jolly People
  Fall Guy minus a critically acclaimed actor
  This movie is a metaphor for the Harris campaign
  There was a 30 second sequence where I kept yelling Ant-Man
  One of my friends (Diana) said she wants to fuck the polar bear but I won’t say who
  There’s like 25 bdsm jokes in this movie, the writer is definitely a freak
  I want unedited footage of every camera angle that they had to record of a passed out JK Simmons

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Feb 2024

  Need me a suit that turns my piss into drinking water, hate doing it the normal way

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