Seth Ostdiek

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I have seen things in this world that would’ve made Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother’s womb

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Arrival
  • Nope
  • The Thing

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  • Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

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  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★

    Okay but hear me out, what if we cast Robert Pattinson in literally everything

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    LISAN AL-GAIB

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  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★★

    PSH, I miss you dearly

    Also Lawrence Fishburne has some banging lines in this: “I will bleed on the American flag to make sure those stripes stay red”

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Challengers coded

    I will also be happy to captain the Robert Pattinson best actor campaign for this whole year if need be. After all, it’s OKAY for me to be happy

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ½

    Chewie didn’t get a medal😡

  • Life Story

    Life Story

    ★★★

    Had to watch this for my genetics course and lemme tell ya, Jeff Goldblum portraying an eccentric (mad) scientist who is unable to talk to women and is lowkey kind of a creep is the most realistic portrayal of UNK’s entire biology department.