Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Think I could escape shutter island if I really wanted to. A guy like me would find a way.

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  The Kissing Booth 2018

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 2

  One of the worst movies ever but at least it gave us Jacob Elordi

Popular reviews

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  Foe 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2023 1

  Too much Paul Mescal bum not enough Paul Mescal dong!

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  I swear someone shoulda taken Bella to MSG. A Julius Randle pass out of a post up leading to a Jalen Brunson step back dagger would’ve blown her mind.