Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Palm Springs 2020

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  People don’t talk enough about Andy Sambergs teeth in this one. What is going on there.

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Think I could escape shutter island if I really wanted to. A guy like me would find a way.

Popular reviews

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  Foe 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2023 1

  Too much Paul Mescal bum not enough Paul Mescal dong!

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  I swear someone shoulda taken Bella to MSG. A Julius Randle pass out of a post up leading to a Jalen Brunson step back dagger would’ve blown her mind.