i dont like horror movies
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Heart Eyes 2025
this movie was made for ME, like if terrifier was for romcom fanatics. very fun time and i enjoyed it. i also recognized josh ruben by name from his seagull noises in dropout
Translated from by -
Strange Darling 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
if it werent for the time cuts this would have been a supremely boring one track movie with nothing to say except for "ooOOoOo what if WOMAN was the EVIL SEX CRAZED RAPIST because WOMAN do EVIL TOO. and she uses her WOMANLY WILES TO GET AWAY. beware the women who fake rape!!! SO SCARY. ISNT IT SCARY. dont you just hate women"
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Mummies 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
having (correctly) outlined the entire movie plot within the first ten minutes i had VERY low expectations. this kept digging beyond the alive-notalive mummy realm and went straight into hell. its somehow earnestly a microaggression upon microaggression. its british on british on egyptian crime. why are the main characters mummies with all british accents? what is going on with the soundtrack? at least i felt passionate hatred for the emoji movie?? i felt a lukewarm unease akin to realizing the butter you ate last morning actually expired 3 months ago
Translated from by -
I Saw the TV Glow 2024
i started crying around halfway but it was like a clogged, aching pain, and i thought it wouldnt get worse than that but it really did. the moment i realized that was the ending my entire body contracted so fast i felt physical pain and then i burst into tears. i hope i kill myself
Translated from by
