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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Yojimbo

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • Clifford

    ★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    A solid bong rip. Robby P killed his performances (fun pun), and the way he was shot with himself on screen was done flawlessly. 

    The over the top conversations and character traits were amazing, right up my alley. Also good amount of humor throughout with some cute aliens. It’s a weird movie but I’d be happy to recommend to anybody. 

    Fun fact: we’ve got the Wilhelm scream in here, folks.

  • Yojimbo

    Yojimbo

    ★★★★

    Some great shots in this, as expected. Funny lines, catchy score, good character dynamics. This guy doesn’t miss. 

    Moving forward, instead of saying “go fuck yourself” I’m going with “go hang yourself”

    Fun fact: a raw chicken stuffed with two wooden chopsticks was hacked with a sword to create the sound effect of slicing people with a samurai sword.

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  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    ★★

    I don’t blame whoever pitched the idea of a suburban horror movie starring alien and predator, honestly I respect it. But no, it didn’t need to happen. There is a bit a charm in there somewhere though… and a nice ending.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★½

    On its own not as solid, but wow we actually got good alien POV shots. This is a good companion with Prometheus, that double dose of lore feels good in my veins.

    Never thought being a zoologist could be so hardcore.

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