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Recent reviews

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  Ice Age: Collision Course 2016

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Let me make one thing perfectly clear, this is not jumping the shark. Gonna repeat that again, this is not jumping the shark.
  This is jumping the shark. Coming back, shooting it in the balls, fucking it’s corpse. Eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its head on a wall. Then doing the same thing to 12 more sharks just to be safe.

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  Ice Age: Continental Drift 2012

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  One of the main conflicts of the movie is Manny trying to protect his daughter from hanging out with Drake. Nah, I’m completely on Manny’s side. This movie was also bad. Criminally unfunny at best and horribly obnoxious at worst. At least the Peter Dinklage monkey charcters was cool. He even had a fun villain song.

Popular reviews

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025 1

  I could forgive the annoying Gargoyles if they had committed to the idea that they were a figment of Quasimodo, but nope, they're real. What the fuck? How does that even work?
  Aside from that, still a fantastic movie. Has some of the best songs and a grand sense of scale worthy of the setting and story.