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Beetlejuice 1988
I was thrilled to see such a cute dog on screen and told dylan I thought so, so you can imagine how I really ate those fuckin words a mere few moments later
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The Long Goodbye 1973
this movie truly has everything: a cat, a quest to feed a cat their special little brand of their food because they’re an asshole and won’t eat anything else, a new agey mob, nonsexual topless women, sexual topless women, Arnold Schwarzenegger in a bad 70s haircut and bright yellow undies, a very real $5,000 bill, lighting matches on just about any surface available, a bait and switch murder plot, a weird type of Scandinavian alcohol you’ve never heard of. The more I think about this movie the more I like it! That’s what movies is all about!!
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