Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun 2 1994

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Objectively horrible but it’s impossible not to giggle at Lep’s lame rhymes. My goodness he is SO horny in this one!

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  Daredevil 2003

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I LOVED this when I was 12. Now I laugh at how lame it is, especially when you consider how much better the show is in every conceivable way. Early 00s post grunge was arguably the worst era of music and the needle drops here only add to the unintentional comedy. Too many characters with not enough screen time. Everyone jumps like 100 feet for some reason. It’s still watchable but not great.

Popular reviews

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  Black Christmas 2019

  ★½ Watched 07 Dec 2023

  This should have been called Woke Christmas! Look I would have no issues exploring feminism, rape culture, and toxic masculinity if it weren’t so damn heavy handed! While I appreciated how different this was from the other two the script really needed more time to bake. The characters are SJW caricatures and the dialogue is so ham-fisted! Even the violence feels tone downed.

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  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

  ★ Watched 07 Jun 2023

  Some of the action is decent but christ almighty is every character insufferable! And boy does this movie think that dogs and tiny robots humping things is the funniest fucking thing ever.

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