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Mickey 17 2025
“My entire life’s a goddamn punishment.”
MICKEYYYYYY💔💔💔💔💔 WHEN THEYRE MEAN TO MICKEY 17 FROM MICKEY 17💔💔🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
this was so much fun!!! great cgi the creepers were so cute, 2026 we introduce best veneers oscar bc mark ruffalo’s were putting in the WORK!!!!! naomi ackie is so beautiful (also gorgeous teeth im talking about teeth way too much) and robert pattison was so good, i love his voice work and he did really well physically differentiating the two mickeys (mickey 18…Translated from by -
Oldboy 2003
“Revenge is good for your health, but pain will find you again.”
watched this with my dad. someone could’ve warned me.
i dont think anyone has a better grasp on modern cinematic language than park chan-wook. some of the things he can do in his movies are incomprehensible. there were like five transitions in this that i had to pause and rewind to watch again (when woojin’s hand pulls the trigger for him??????? how do you even fucking think of…Translated from by
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Heretic 2024
“Religion is just a system of control.”
i dont wanna say this was fine but like.. this was fine. it was cute for a little bit then it got kinda convoluted and then it just spiraled into what the fuck is going on and also how are people with mortal wounds doing all this movement. worth it for hugh grant singing creep and meowing that one timeTranslated from by -
Conclave 2024
“The church is not the past. It is what we do next.”
this BANGEDDDD cinematography was jaw dropping and the ensemble was so good literally no weak points til stanley tucci is STRAIGHT??? with that fagcent???? hello???? anyway when he said hysterectomy i did lowk think it meant the pope was fish but intersex is just as good yessss diversity the way this is a better gender rep movie than emilia perez i prefer not to speak… anyway this shit…Translated from by
