Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I’m normally not one that enjoys watching terrible movies but this was legit entertaining af and so, so, so incredibly stupid.

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  Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans 1927

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  The word “slatternly” doesn’t get used often enough these days.

Popular reviews

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  Back to the Future Part II 1989

  ★½ Rewatched 20 Dec 2023 1

  What the hell is happening right now? This movie is so fucking weird. 

  I honestly am having a pretty hard time understanding the plot because I can’t be bothered to care. 

  Jennifer spends a lot of time unconscious. Like, a lot of time. 

  Everybody is a caricature. How is the acting this bad? Is it self aware? 

  In the first movie I wanted George to get with Lorraine. I’m halfway through and I can’t figure out what I’m supposed to…

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2022 1

  Lots of things done really well in this movie, but you can read about those things in every other review. That being said, I feel like this movie is getting a pass on two pretty crucial elements that it failed at: 

  1) It’s a musical, but the songs are fucking terrible. Like, embarrassingly bad. Bland music, atrocious singing, stupid lyrics. No one on earth is going to listen to any of these songs for fun, ever.

  2) It’s pretty fucking…

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