Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  You only live once and you’re telling me you wouldn’t join a cult just because? Taylor swift would never fuck up her cult

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  This movie was crispy and it slapped. You all are so jelly I saw this and you didn’t

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  I could write my longest review ever, but I won’t. Instead I’ll hold space.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★ Watched 25 Apr 2024

  What was this supposed to accomplish