Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Short & Curlies 1987

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  How can you be that miserable when you’re with young Remus Lupin?

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  You only live once and you’re telling me you wouldn’t join a cult just because? Taylor swift would never fuck up her cult

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  This movie was crispy and it slapped. You all are so jelly I saw this and you didn’t

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  I could write my longest review ever, but I won’t. Instead I’ll hold space.