Favorite films

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  The Quick and the Dead 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  Kinda hollow but Raimi doing a spaghetti western is so fun.

  Spoiler: Leo getting a tear to fall out of his eye the moment he dies is chefs kiss

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  Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  That ancient fuel emits “incredible amounts of greenhouse gas” (already lol) and they’re burning it in a 50s B-movie volcano lair and it’s churning out plumes of literally green smoke. Just fantastic. Movie is bad but the old school corniness is very good. Patrick Wilson learning to run.

Popular reviews

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  Tombstone 1993

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2023

  “Where is he?”
  “Down by the creek. Walkin’ on water.”

  Obviously Kilmer takes the cake but pretty much everybody’s great here. Almost all get a chance to deliver a great line.

  You might think the crux or turning point is the OK Corral shootout, but it’s really Russell’s “o my god” when he realizes it’s about to happen. It’s inevitable.

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  Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers 1989

  ★½ Watched 07 Nov 2022

  All these adults, including Pleasence, getting badly out-acted by Danielle Harris.

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