"I'm still good meat"
Fell off when they became 18
"Show me how you suck a guy's cock"
I love Harvey Keitel as much as the next man but I didn't plan on starting my weekend by seeing his chopper
"Pretty girls should always smile"
Why did I watch this on my birthday
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner"
This Hannibal Lecter guy was a real jerk