alice belle

alice belle Pro

Favorite films

  • Charlie's Angels
  • TÁR
  • The Piano
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • Galaxy Quest

    ★★★

  • Kedi

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★½

  • Johnny Mnemonic

    ★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★½

    i would also do anything—kill, lie, etc—for my beautiful wife cate blanchett.

  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic

    ★★

    i believe that johnny mnemonic went on to become johnny silverhand.

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  • She Loved Blossoms More

    She Loved Blossoms More

    ★★

    for such lush and textured visuals and sounds my god could this have any less going on as a story. today i have fucked around and found out the extent to which style (which there was a lot of) cannot make up for lack of substance. gratingly drab, unbelievable and irritating characters with no real purpose or development were painfully wasted on such a gorgeous grainy film stock palette and practical effects. man children obsessed with the mothers taking drugs and having some poor girl around for them to fuck at their leisure to imply narrative depth is maddening in 2024 it’s time to grow up.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    stylish but boring as it lost steam towards the end. i could have watched all two and a bit hours of close ups of margaret qualley’s ass. that was truly mesmerising. i am no better than a man.