Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bullet Train 2022

  Watched 12 Feb 2025

  really long superbowl commercial

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 03 Jan 2025 1

  pretty and soulless. aesthetically pleasing with nothing to say. a remake in the purest sense, it has nothing to add.

Popular reviews

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  Highway 2022

  Rewatched 23 Feb 2023 3

  This isn’t a review as much as a message to everyone coming from TikTok to hate watch this—leaving reviews like “there was no point”, “no emotion”, and the classic “its pretentious”—and its kinda crazy to me how its impossible for some people to grasp the concept of a person making an experimental film meant to simply capture the feeling of doing something, like driving down a highway.

  Highway is obviously not meant to have a “plot”, theres no twist, theres…

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  Watched 09 Dec 2022 7

  What a beautiful face
  I have found in this place
  That is circling all 'round the sun
  What a beautiful dream
  That could flash on the screen
  In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
  Soft and sweet
  Let me hold it close and keep it here with me
  And one day we will die
  And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
  But for now we are young
  Let us lay in the…