Seinfeld was God’s last gift to humanity before abandoning our world forever.

Well that was… pretty mediocre really. Not that I was expecting it to be great, I know I kind of missed the boat on the original Avatar when I failed to see it in theaters, which was definitely 95% of the appeal. I’m sure the effects would’ve blown my mind in 2009, unfortunately I was too busy processing my parents’ divorce to catch it. Looking forward to seeing the sequel on the big screen!

This movie features stereotypes of every racial group in existence. Background characters enter the film seemingly only to have their ethnicity or religious beliefs mocked. And honestly, it’s surprisingly charming. Perhaps Spike Lee can heal our society by making fun of us all.

When Netflix execs want to come up with a title for a true crime documentary they start with “American” and then spin a wheel of generic ominous nouns. Luckily you don’t have to have seen American Murder, American Death, or American Patricide to understand the plot of this.

This meme just about sums it up.

Armie Hammer and his family are definitely bad but this was some really sensationalist shit. They interviewed some random TikTokers and acted like they were learned scholars on the history of the Hammers. Some of Armie’s victims even refused to be in this so they just showed old footage of them talking about their trauma instead. Luckily I finished this before my free trial of Discovery+ ends tomorrow.

One thing I will say is that the poster is objectively sick as fuck. If I was Armie Hammer I would frame it in my house… of Hammer.